He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Someone signed my nipple.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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