well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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