i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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