But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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