Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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