I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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