I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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