Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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