when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
