Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I touched a dick in church today
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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