i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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