I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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