I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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