This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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