She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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