Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
