Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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