Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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