Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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