the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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