We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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