why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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