You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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