Whod you bang
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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