that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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