I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
