We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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