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what?
penguin condom
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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