Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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