So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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