So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Couch. On fire.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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