I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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