i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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