No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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