I want to stick my p in your. b.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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