I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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