for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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