I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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