So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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