You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Ketchup is God's man juice
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
tell me about the fingering
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