Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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