piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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