And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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