My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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