Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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