I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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