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Is this the I'm gay speech?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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