I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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