I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
