i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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