Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I skipped work to stalk him.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
