oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She announced her abortion via fbk
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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