how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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