Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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