You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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