Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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