this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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