well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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