guys are not supposed to queef...right?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.